Grandpa John Timeline

Begins School @ Cory Elementary

School Career begins at Cory Elementary Kindergarten - 6th grade. Found lifelong friends.

Denver, CO

1949

Baby John is born

1955

Duck'n'Cover Nuclear Drills

1957

Polio Lockdown

1959

M-80 Surprise Attacks Begin Fireworks "Career"

Takes Down Telecommunication Network w/ M-80s

1961

Begins Ecclectic Activities

1964

Fairmont Cemetery Cultural Society

1962

Hits Up 1st McDonald's in Denver

Lifelong Insulator Fascination is Born

Homemade Bug-Zapper House Fire

1963

Organizes Better Ski Trips Than School

Dangerous Activities Increase w/ Funeral Bashes

Funeral Bashes Explode in Popularity

1954

Begins School @ Cory Elementary

1960

Party Bus to Shrine Circus

Dangerous Street Sledding

Hides From Grandma Josie in Bellaire Outhouse

Becomes Fire-Building Ninja

1956

Fails Music Class

Attacks Ornery Sister Susan

1958

Goes All Over Denver as Kid, w/o Safety Concerns

Cat "Jelly Bean" Eats Thanksgiving Turkey

John's Bedroom Already Museum